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10 Funniest DUI Videos on the Internet

Getting a DUI is never fun, but the experience can be made even worse if your drunken behavior randomly reappears on a cable television program and YouTube. Thanks to modern technology, any embarrassing moment caught on camera could become the next viral sensation. The following hilarious DUI videos feature drivers who had a few too many, providing entertainment for future television and internet audiences. Warning: the language in some of these videos would make a drunken sailor blush.

    1. More Curse Words than Casino: During Mr. Turner’s drunken incoherent, profanity-laced tirades, he makes several memorable quotes, most of which make little or no sense. For example, he says (this is a paraphrase) that he understands that he had been driving under the influence, but he understands that he wasn’t also driving. What? Exactly.

    1. Sobriety Tests are for Sissies: According to this guy, anyway. Instead of submitting to one, he gets tasered more than once and takes it like a man, though it ultimately leads to his arrest. Sure, it’s the same result that would’ve occurred with a sobriety test, but the cop wouldn’t have learned his lesson that way.

    1. Breathalyzer Swig: Drinking can certainly skew your perception of things. On the other hand, it can also enhance your sense of humor. It’s possible that both apply here, as this old man provides comic relief for the cops, putting their Breathalyzer to good use.

    1. Belligerent Blonde: As the narrator indicates during the video, sobriety tests aren’t always necessary. With a little common sense, you can tell whether or not most people are too drunk to be driving. In this case, it seems as though the cops are trying to create a funny DUI video — they do just enough to drive the sassy blonde over the edge.

    1. Drunk Woman vs. Four Cops: Few things are more entertaining than angry drunks. This woman puts on quite a show while giving four cops — and the cameraman, who’s apparently overweight — hell during her arrest. It takes all four of them to pick her up and put her in the back of the sheriff’s car, and by the end of the ordeal, all of them know exactly where they stand with her.

    1. Riding While Under the Influence: Whether you’re using something with four wheels or four legs to get from point A to point B, it’s never wise to get sloshed before your journey. Believe it or not, you can be charged with a DUI for riding a horse while under the influence, as evidenced by the man in this video. His blood-alcohol level was a staggering three times the legal limit when he saddled up.

    1. Field Sobriety Faceplant: This one is short, sweet and hilarious if you appreciate good slapstick humor. Prior to performing his walk-and-turn test, this man dispenses some early punishment upon himself by diving face-first into the parking lot. If you think dealing with a massive hangover is bad, imagine dealing with a massive hangover and the after-effects of this spill the next morning — or whenever you’d wake up.

    1. Harvey Wallbanger: Your day already sucks when you’ve been taken to the police station for a DUI. Falling head-first into the wall after dropping your license — while exposing your butt crack — is adding injury to insult. If you can’t even control yourself enough to stay in the room while attempting to stand up, you should just end the ordeal and request solitary confinement.

    1. Legend of the Fall: Here, the cops do a pretty good job of allowing the driver to 1) prove he’s under the influence of something and 2) administer his own punishment. The poor guy seems to do significant damage to his ankle based on the way he’s reeling in pain.

    1. An Itch That Can’t Be Scratched: You can’t help but feel a little sorry for this man as he struggles with the torture of not being able to itch his hotspot — unless, of course, you’re the cop, who giggles while the man squirms and creatively attempts to ease his discomfort. Good lowbrow stuff.